8:57 am : arrived.
9:12 am : consumed 12 oz (~0.35L) water.
9:25 am : left for bathroom with book of sherlock holmes stories.
9:54 am : returned from bathroom.
10:01 am : commended self for having consumed ~0.35L of water today.
11:35 am : made 286 photocopies.
11:43 am : invented, formalized rules for the small paper game.
12:09 pm : attempted covert smokey-break. aborted upon discovery of supervisor at front door. disguised intentions with trip to bathroom.
1:14 pm : consumed 12oz (~0.35L) water.
lunch
2:20 pm : made 203 copies.
3:08 pm : marveled at uselessness of life, universe, everything.
4:02 pm : found two-color date stamp. noted dramatic improvement in mood.
4:06 pm : logged incoming fax. waited for sense of fulfillment from a job well done.
4:16 pm : began logging paces around office.
4:47 pm : consumed 12oz (~0.35L) water.
5:05 pm : formalized rules for the walking game.
(pg 2)
5:17 pm : convinced self that time was 5:30.
end of work day.

<from hal>